Say Hello To Purple Tubes!
Let’s face it. Your life is FAST; the internet should be too! Traditional, so-called "high speed" services like cable and DSL deliver content through outdated methods like wires, a technology based on MORSE CODE. Hello? What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of your dead grandmother’s telegram that Prussia invaded The Third Republic. This is the 21st century. YOU deserve better!
Watch our video to see a demonstration of the power of the Purple Tubes system.
But how do we do it? How do Purple Tubes send so much so quickly?
Purple Tubes are BIG: big like a 32 oz. porterhouse steak, big like watching the Superbowl on your big screen, BIG like America, the greatest country on earth.
We’ll prove it to you! Just take a look at our comparison diagram.
Imagine how many cable wires it would take just to fill ONE Purple Tube. Give up? We’ll tell you how many: 3,000!
Using our patented Tube Enlargement © process, we’re able to provide you with ultra high speed connections that BLOW away the competition. By increasing the circumference of your internet access point more of the internet can fit. More internet means more speed, and more speed means more time doing what you love!
Patented Color-What?
In addition, (using our patented color-differential classification process), coloring our tubes purple makes it much easier to differentiate between your internet access and other home wires.
Purple Tubes Are:
- Made with out special patented process
- Good for the environment
- ... and PURPLE
Installation Process
Installing your Purple Tubes is a simple and trouble-free process that involves you, a general contractor and several fulltime laborers. Don’t worry though, by the time your house is fitted with our Purple Tube system, you’ll wonder how you even survived without them.
